Girls Allowed to Play Me in My Life Movie

So one day I WILL have a movie about my life. It will be happy, sad, suspenseful, romantic, maybe even scary. I obviously need to be portrayed well so I got to thinking about who I would allow to play the lead character, Amanda Tindall.

Middle School / High School days:
Vanessa Marano


She's presh! Not only does she play an amazing character in the book-to-movie The Clique (yes it's a book about middle school girls but I adore it) but she actually plays it well. Color in some freckles, add some glasses and I think she would be adorbs.


College Days:
Hayden Panettiere


I know, I know. She's blonde haired and blue eyed. You know what I say? Hair dye and contacts. She is a pretty decent actress and we all know she makes mistakes (let's just pretend 'Bring It On: All or Nothing' never happened). She loves dolphins which is perfect because she would have to play someone who was half mermaid.

Late 20s to 30s:
Anne Hathaway


She is pretty much in every movie out today, and pretty much naked in them. She would need to cover up a bit to play me (we all know I would shower with clothes on if I could). Not only has she played a princess (which is perf for me) but she is about to play my favorite Batman villain of all time CATWOMAN!! I love her. Plus she gets to kiss Christian Bale.... Bitch.

40s / 50s:
Rachel Weisz


She is in one of my favorite movies alongside one of my favorite actors (The Mummy, Brendan Fraser). Yes she is from London but I'm sure she can kill an American accent. If not, then I will turn British for about 10 years of my life.


50s / 60s:
Bette Midler


Let's see...she is one of the best actresses of all time, she reminds me of my mother, AND she plays a mermaid in one of her sketches. DUH! She's perf. I need her. I could just see her wrestling my kids even if they are almost 30 years old.

70s and Beyond:
Maggie Smith


I love this woman. She is in some of my favorite movies of all time (ALL of the Harry Potter's, First Wives Club, The Secret Garden, Hook). Yeah she is British but, once again I can be British for the last few decades of my life. She is best friends with Judi Dench AND Ian McKellen (who I'm sure would play my best friend Jeffrey in my movies).

"It's true I don't tolerate fools, but then they don't tolerate me, so I am spiky. Maybe that's why I'm quite good at playing spiky elderly ladies." - Maggie Smith

IS THAT NOT SOMETHING I WOULD SAY?! (Everyone knows I incorporate the word 'fools' in my everyday language)

There it is...my movie. I love it already and I haven't even thought of a script...who needs a script with these fine bitches playing ME :)