First.

Today I started a blog. Why? I need something to do. Hopefully I actually keep this shit going and don't use it one time. (Oh and P.S. I curse, get over it.)

Whatever this blog thing is, I need it today. Today is the day my boyfriend broke up with me (asshole). I don't really need to go on from there, I just needed to say it. Everyone has been there before and if you haven't, you're one lucky bitch. A broken heart is possibly the worst ailment you can have. Not only is it emotionally painful but I like to think it's physically painful also.
Ok, your heart doesn't literally break, but those of us who have had the luxury of owning a broken heart will all agree that it hurts. It's a good thing I am so close with my family or I would probably be curled up in my bed listening to sad Beatles songs (which I will probably do later anyway). My family always support me with this kind of shit whether it's saying "He doesn't know what he's missing!" or if they just give me the hug I need.

Alright, I don't want to sound lame anymore with all this "Boohoo, I'm sad, listen to me cry" bullshit so I am going to change the subject.

I FINALLY found the movie I have been looking for over the span of about....10 years. No joke. It scared the shit out of me as a kid and all I could remember about it was that it had tiny little demons that came out of the ground and a Barbie doll was used as a weapon (sounds epic, huh?) HELL YEAH!
After many Google and YouTube searches I found out that the movie that once made me literally crap my pants as a child is called...........here it is......The Gate.
WTF?!?! The Gate? That is the name of the movie? Deciding not to give up, I checked my local Fry's Electronics store and there it was....the last copy of THE GATE on DVD! Did I buy it?

HELL YEAH I BOUGHT IT. I came home and put the DVD in my TV and pressed play. Not only was I ecstatic to be watching this movie after a decade of hopelessness, but I was happy just to witness the HORRIBLE 1980s claymation this movie had to offer. Seriously, nothing is better than old ass movies that tried their damnedest to be the scariest shit on the block. For example, Clash of the Titans (don't even ask, I didn't see the new one. I figured nothing could take the place of the original).

Anyway, the movie was horrible.

When it was over I laughed to myself that I thought it was scary but HEY, when you are 8 years old and a KID GETS STABBED IN THE EYE WITH BARBIE LEGS, it's the most horrifying shit show you have ever witnessed.

If you haven't seen the movie I suggest you watch it. Your life will change. And if it doesn't....then I guess you are shit out of luck.

Here it is, the original trailer for The Gate. I swear, it's scarier than it looks. And that creepy old man voice? Isn't anywhere in the movie, if you were wondering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOX6-Rw5PWc